Tuesday 19 April 2011

Blog - "Shopping"

This is likely going to be a strange one: consider yourself forewarned.

Did you ever see Monty Python's Flying Circus? This blog isn't about that, but they do several bits where they dress us a women and make jokes about shopping. 

It always starts as such:

Woman1: You been shopping?
Woman2: No, I've been shopping?

I hate it when I come in with bags of clothes and people say 'you been shopping?'

I am not, and never will be, a fan of shopping, especially when it comes to charity shops. One of my least favourite memories as a youngster involves the utter thrill of standing in a cramped and confined little charity shop for almost two hours while my mother and sister looked for cheap dresses.

Whenever I go to see my sister, or if she comes here, we somehow end up engaging in that most infuriating of pastimes. During the day, she will always look at me and say: "you're not enjoying this, are you?"

No, I'm not, but I'm still here, aren't I? Isn't that the point? I'm making a point of doing something I dislike in order to spend with somebody I don't dislike.

One thing that I do like about charity shops, and this is the only thing, is that one moment when the eyes of two males meet and express their utter disgust with their surroundings. I quite like that.

Want to know if I like you? Take me shopping.

2 comments:

  1. I guess we're on the same plane when it comes to charity shopping. I just can't seem to stay still and be comfy there. Though I'm quite a bargain hunter for trinkets and stuff, I'd rather walk around to the next arts and craft store over the corner of the road than and splurge cash on cheap clothing.

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  2. I guess we're on the same plane when it comes to charity shopping. I just can't seem to stay still and be comfy there. Though I'm quite a bargain hunter for trinkets and stuff, I'd rather walk around to the next arts and craft store over the corner of the road than and splurge cash on cheap clothing.

    --
    i just got hot deals for prints with UPrinting.com coupon codes

    ReplyDelete

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